nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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there’s nothing i hate more than an alien with no respect for history

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

rowdyroughgirl:

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

this show needs all the awards

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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